We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friends, so we buy ice cream --Ralph Waldo Emerson
Monday, September 26, 2011
Pizza- even better
6 Tbsp warm water
3/4 tsp active dry yeast
1/2 tsp honey
2 Tbsp white wine
1 Tbsp olive oil
1 1/2 C all-purpose flour
1 tsp salt
1.5 C warm water
1 Tbsp yeast
2 tsp honey
½ C white wine
¼ C olive oil
6 C all-purpose flour
4 tsp salt
Directions:
1. Dissolve yeast and honey in warm (100*) water. Let sit till frothy.
2. Measure out flour into large bowl and stir in salt. (I substituted one cup of white whole wheat flour in mine to no ill effect)
3. Add wine and olive oil to water. Add liquids to flour.
4. Use a spatula to stir it all up until it's clumpy, then use your hands to mash it all into a ball, making sure to incorporate all the floury bits.
5. Knead on a lightly floured counter/pizza peel until smooth and mostly uniform in consistency. (This shouldn't take long)
6. Oil the bowl your dough was in, roll the dough in it, and cover with plastic wrap.
7. Let rise until doubled, 1-2 hours.
8. Lightly press the air out of the dough and let it sit for 15 minutes or so while you prep your ingredients. Preheat your oven to 500* with the pizza stone inside it.
9. Roll out the dough on a lightly floured surface/pizza peel. Fold one side over and sprinkle the surface with cornmeal, then do the other side.
10. Add your toppings, and bake 10 minutes or until everything's browned and bubbly.
Here are some of my favorite topping combos:
For a traditional, tomato sauce pizza, I like to herb my crust. First, I lightly rub it with olive oil. Then I sprinkle on garlic powder, oregano, thyme, and sometimes rosemary. Then, I just use jarred spaghetti sauce and sprinkle some parmesan cheese on top of that rather than making or buying special pizza sauce.
Tomato sauce pizzas:
Fresh mozzarella, fresh basil, tomato slices, and bacon.
Fresh mozzarella, shredded sharp cheddar, bell peppers, red onions, olives, and pepperoni.
1/2 red sauce, half pesto, mozzarella, and italian meats.
White pizzas:
Alfredo, chicken, brocolli, or zucchini
olive oil, goat cheese, pear, caramelized onion. once you cook that, add fresh arugula, and candied pecans.
equal parts ricotta and sour cream, seasoned with salt and pepper, topped with bacon and caramelized onions
Other pizzas:
sour cream and salsa, topped with sharp cheddar cheese, grilled chicken, red onion, and grilled corn. once you cook that, add fresh cilantro and avocado slices
peanut satay sauce topped with mozzarella, grilled chicken, carrots, and onion. top with fresh cilantro.
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Baked potatoes
sharp cheddar cheese
sour cream
butter
walnut pieces
Put a big potato in the microwave for eight minutes. (If you're cooking two or more potatoes, you have to do it for even longer. At this point you might as well break down and use the oven.) Cut a slice in it, make sure it's mushy inside, and then put in the cheese. Cook it for another minute or until the cheese is completely melted. Then-- here's the genius bit-- put some chopped up walnuts in it. It gives it a crunchiness and a more interesting flavor. Then put the butter and sour cream on. And salt, of course. This is basically supposed to keep you from tasting much potato.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Pizza Dough
Makes 3 12" pizzas:
4 1/2 C flour
3 tsp salt
2 1/4 tsp yeast
1 1/2 C warm water
3 T olive oil
1 1/2 tsp honey
I mix the yeast, water, and honey and let the yeast activate a bit and then dump it with the other ingredients.
The following are her instructions Take your pick.:
Stir dry ingredients, including yeast, in a large bowl. Add water and olive oil, stirring mixture into as close to a ball as you can. Dump all clumps and floury bits onto a lightly floured surface and knead everything into a homogeneous ball.
If you are finding this step difficult, one of the best tricks I picked up from my bread-making class is to simply pause. Leave the dough in a lightly-floured spot, put the empty bowl upside-down on top of it and come back in 2 to 5 minutes, at which point you will find the dough a lot more lovable.
Knead it for just a minute or two. Lightly oil the bowl (a spritz of cooking spray perfectly does the trick) where you had mixed it — one-bowl recipe! — dump the dough in, turn it over so all sides are coated, cover it in plastic wrap and leave it undisturbed for an hour or two, until it has doubled in size.
Dump it back on the floured counter (yup, I leave mine messy), and gently press the air out of the dough with the palm of your hands. Fold the piece into an approximate ball shape, and let it sit under that plastic wrap for 20 more minutes.
Sprinkle a pizza stone or baking sheet with cornmeal and preheat your oven to its top temperature. Roll out the pizza, toss on whatever topping and seasonings you like. (I always err on the side of skimpy with toppings so to not weight down the dough too much, or if I have multiple toppings, to keep them very thinly sliced.)
Bake it for about 10 minutes until it’s lightly blistered and impossible to resist.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Refried Beans from scratch
3 cups dry pinto beans, rinsed
1/2 fresh jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped
2 tbs minced garlic
2 tsp salt
1 3/4 tsp fresh ground black pepper
1/8 tsp cumin, optional
9 cups water
Place the onion, rinsed beans, jalapeno, garlic, salt, pepper, and cumin into a slow cooker. Pour in the water and stir to combine. Cook on high for 8 hours, adding more water as needed. Note: if more than 1 cup water has evaporated during cooking, then the temperature is too high.
Once the beans have cooked, strain them, and reserve the liquid. Mash the beans with a potato masher or hand mixer, adding the reserved water as needed to attain desired consistency.
Beans may be frozen in portions and thawed to use at a later date.
Greek Chicken Wrap with Tzatziki Herb Yogurt Sauce
2 cups fat-free plain yogurt
1 cup peeled, seeded and diced cucumber
2 tbs chopped fresh dill (we used dried)
1 tbs lemon juice
1 tbs white vinegar
2 tsp minced garlic
1/4 tsp salt (optional)
In a medium bowl, combine all ingredients until blended. Sauce may be made up to 2 hours in advance. Cover and refrigerate until serving.
Wrap:
1 (6 oz) boneless, skinless chicken breast
1 ts light Italian dressing
4 (6 inch) whole wheat pitas
2 cups chopped romaine lettuce
1 medium tomato, chopped
1/2 cup sliced red onion
1/4 cup crumbled feta cheese
4 kalamata or black olives,pitted and sliced
Place chicken breast in a plastic bag and add Italian dressing. Let the chicken marinate for 15 minutes; pound using a meat pounder or mallet or the bottom of a skillet, and flatten to about 1/2 inch thickness; and remove chicken.
In a large non-stick skillet over medium heat, cook chicken about 5 minutes per side or until nicely browned and cooked through. Slice chicken thinly against the grain. Set aside. Assemble all other ingredients to your liking.
Sunday, May 29, 2011
curry powder
Also, I have maple syrup of you want to try the Canadian version of various foods. And thyme if you want to try the Doctor Who version.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Flourless PB Cookies
From Make and Takes
Reese’s Pieces Flourless Peanut Butter Cookies
1 cup creamy peanut butter
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 large egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup Reese’s Pieces candy
1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat. Set aside.
2. Mix the peanut butter and sugars together until creamy and smooth.
3. Add in the egg and vanilla extract. Mix until well combined.
4. Stir in the salt, baking soda, and Reese’s Pieces candy.
5. Spoon dough into balls, about 1 Tablespoon of dough for each cookie. Place them on the baking sheet, about 2 inches apart. Lightly flatten dough balls with the palm of your hand.
6. Bake cookies for 10-12 minutes, or until cookies are slightly golden brown around the edges. The cookies will still be soft. They will set up while cooling. Remove from oven and let cool on baking sheet for 2 minutes. Transfer to a cooling rack.
Makes about 3 dozen cookies
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Banana Bread
- 1 C all-purpose flour
- 3/4 C white whole wheat flour
- 1 tsp baking soda
- 1/4 tsp cinnamon
- 1/2 tsp salt
- 1 1/4 C sugar
- 2 eggs
- 1/2 C oil
- 3-4 bananas, roughly mashed
- 1/4 C buttermilk (or 2 TBSP sour cream)
- 1 tsp vanilla
- 2/3 C chocolate chips (or walnuts)
Sift together first four ingredients.
Beat sugar and eggs with a whisk until light and fluffy. At least 3 min, if not more.
Drizzle in oil.
Add bananas (make sure they're not pureed- some good chunks of banana are part of what make this bread so good), buttermilk, and vanilla.
Fold in flour mixture and chocolate chips/nuts.
Pour batter into a greased 9" x 4" loaf pan and bake for 45-50 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Or in 4 mini loaf pans for 35-40 min
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Aquarium Chicken Salad
BUT! They also served this delicious chicken salad. It was the best thing we ate all night. So, I tried to recreate it when I got home and came pretty close. I didn't measure anything, but it's easy enough to add stuff until you get the right proportions.
Mix together:
- Chopped cooked chicken (I think I used rotisserie chicken)
- Thinly sliced red onion
- Thinly sliced celery
- Craisins
- Chopped pecans
Season with
- Dill (this is essential. do not skip it.)
- salt
- freshly ground pepper
- maybe a little bit of sugar? I didn't add this, but now that I'm thinking about it, it would have been appropriate.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Dark Chocolate Frosting
- 1/2 cup plus 1 tablespoon unsweetened Dutch-process cocoa powder
- 1/2 cup plus 1 tablespoon boiling water
- 2 1/4 cups (4 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter room temperature
- 1/4 cup confectioners' sugar sifted
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1 1/2 pounds best-quality semisweet chocolate melted and cooled
Directions
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Combine cocoa and the boiling water, stirring until cocoa has dissolved. With an electric mixer on medium-high speed, beat butter, confectioners' sugar, and salt until pale and fluffy. Reduce speed to low. Add melted and cooled chocolate, beating until combined and scraping down sides of bowl as needed. Beat in the cocoa mixture. If not using immediately, frosting can be refrigerated up to 5 days, or frozen up to 1 month, in an airtight container. Before using, bring to room temperature, and beat on low speed until smooth again.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Pepperoni Rolls
| Bread recipe: | |||
| 2 Cups lukewarm Water (100 degrees) | |||
| 1/2 Cup Sugar | |||
| 2 TB Yeast (if doubling recipe, double all other measures but only use 3T yeast) | |||
| 1/4 Cup Oil | |||
| 2 t Salt | |||
| 1 Egg | |||
| 3 Cups Flour |
- Start the yeast in 1 C water and a little bit of the sugar.
- Once it's growing, add 1 C warm water and 3 C flour into mixer
- Mix till combined and let sit/grow for 15 min
- Meanwhile, mix eggs, oil, sugar, and salt in one bowl and have 4 C flour in another
- After 15 min, alternate egg mixture and flour while mixing on low until dough is sticky
(Heather's note: For the first 3 C of flour added to the yeast, I use white flour. Then, at this step, I add 1-2 C whole wheat flour, and then 1-2 C more white flour. Maybe with your white wheat you could use more whole wheat.
Also, the last time I made these, I only added 3 1/2 C flour for this step and ended up having to add a little more water, so watch as you go) - Knead in mixer for about 5 min
- Press down, and let rise in a lightly oiled bowl until doubled (1/2 to 1 hour)
- Pull off a handball sized ball of dough (about half way between golf ball and tennis ball size...)
- Roll out in 1/4 inch-ish thick circle
- Place 5 pepperoni slices and about 1/4 C mozzerella cheese in the center
- Fold in sides
- Fold down top and roll up, keeping pepperoni and cheese on the inside
- Squeeze roll in your hands to release air bubbles and seal the seams
- Place seam side down on greased cookie sheet
- Let rise a little (not quite doubled again, but you can tell the dough is rising a bit- place on the oven door with the oven on warm if they're not rising)
- Bake at 350 for 15-18 min until lightly browned
- Eat fresh and hot and gooey, or refrigerate or freeze leftovers. Reheat in microwave 15-45 seconds
Monday, March 7, 2011
Shahi
Shahi Paneer is a very festive main dish that is creamy and rich in flavor. It is usually a special occasion dish. Shahi paneer can be served with any Indian bread, such as naan or with rice.
Recipe will serve 4.*
- 1/2 lb paneer (approx. 1-1/2 cups cubed)**
- 12 cashew nuts
- 2 tomatoes chopped
- 1 green chili chopped
- 1/4 inch of ginger
- 3 tablespoons oil
- 1 teaspoon cumin seeds (jeera)
- 1/8 teaspoon asafetida (hing) [I couldn't find this and left it out]
- 1 bay leaf
- 1/2 teaspoon paprika
- 1 tablespoon coriander powder (dhania)
- 1/4 teaspoon turmeric (haldi
- 1/4 teaspoon red chili powder, adjust to taste
- 1/2 cup yogurt
- 1 teaspoon sugar
- 1 teaspoon salt, adjust to taste
- 1/4 teaspoon garam masala
- 2 tablespoons chopped cilantro (hara Dhania)
Method
- Slice paneer into 3/4 inch cubes. Keep aside.
- Grind cashews into powder-like consistency. Keep aside.
- Puree tomatoes, green chili and ginger. Keep aside.
- Add oil in a pan, over medium heat. Shallow fry paneer cubes till they turn slightly brown. Remove from pan and place over paper towels to absorb excess oil.
- Increase heat to medium-high and test the oil by adding one cumin seed. If it cracks immediately, the oil is ready.
- Add cumin seeds to the oil and as they crack, add asafetida and bay leaves. Stir for a few seconds.
- Add tomato puree, coriander powder, turmeric, red chili powder, and paprika. Cook the mixture, stirring occasionally for 2-3 minutes. It will reduce to half its volume and start separating from the oil.
- Add sugar, cashew powder and yogurt. Cook for another minute then add 1 cup of water*** and salt and bring to boil.
- Add paneer and cover the pan. Simmer for a few minutes over medium-low heat, till gravy is slightly thick in consistency.
- Remove from heat, add garam masala and chopped cilantro. Mix gently, cover the pan and let it sit for a couple of minutes.
- Shahi paneer tastes best if it is served hot.
*It fed me, Sam, and Anna, not quite 4 adults.
** We used chicken instead of paneer.
***I'd suggest substituting chicken or veggie broth for the water. We liked the final dish, but it tasted watered down.
Naan
Makes 6 Naan.
Ingredients:
- 3/4 cup lukewarm water
- 1 teaspoon active dry yeast
- 1 teaspoon sugar
- 2 cups of All Purpose flour (Plain flour or maida)
- 1 teaspoon salt
- Pinch of baking soda
- 2 tablespoons of oil
- 2 1/2 tablespoons yogurt (curd or dahi)
Also needed:
- 1 teaspoon of clear butter or ghee to butter the Naan
- 1/4 cup All Purpose flour for rolling
Method:
- Dissolve active dry yeast in lukewarm water and let it sit for 10 minutes or until the mixture becomes frothy.
- Add sugar, salt and baking soda to the flour and mix well.
- Add the oil and yogurt mix, this will become crumbly dough.
- Add the water/yeast mixture and make into soft dough.Note: after dough rise will become little softer.
- Knead until the dough is smooth. Cover the dough and keep in a warm place for 3-4 hours. The dough should almost be double in volume.
- Heat the oven to 500 degrees with pizza stone for at least thirty minutes so stone is hot. Using a pizza stone will help to give naan close to same kind of heat as clay tandoor.
- Next turn the oven to high broil.
- Knead the dough for about two to three minutes and divide the dough into six equal parts.
- Take each piece of dough, one at a time, and roll into 8-inch oval shape. Dust lightly with dry flour to help with the rolling.
- Before putting the Naan in oven, lightly wet your hands and take the rolled Naan, and flipp them between your palms and place onto your baking/pizza stone into the oven.
- You can place about 2 Naan on the baking/pizza stone at a time. The Naan will take about 2 to 3 minutes to cook, depending upon your oven. After the Naan is baked(Naan should be golden brown color on top).
- Take naan out of the oven and brush lightly with clear butter or ghee.
- wait 2 to 3 minutes before baking the next batch of naan. It gives oven the chance to get heated again to max.
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Sweet Mustard Roast
3 pounds beef or pork roast (mine was still frozen when I put it in)
1/3 cup molasses
1/3 cup dijon mustard
1 teaspoon garlic powder
2 tablespoons white vinegar (apple cider vinegar would work well, too)
The Directions.
Use a 4 quart slow cooker. If you have a larger model, that's fine, but you won't need to cook it as long---I'd check after 5 hours on low.
Dump meat into cooker. In a small bowl, mix molasses, mustard, and garlic powder. Pour over roast. Using tongs, flip the meat over a few times to coat it nicely with the sauce. Cover and cook on low for 6-8 hours or on high for about 4.
The meat will be more tender if you cook it on low for a longish time.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
the best the processed foods industry has to offer

aka Bavarian Dessert aka Million Dollar pie
But let's be honest. Those names are stupid.
Crust option 1:
Bake at 350 for 15 min
Crust option 2:
1 stick butter, melted
1 1/2 C crushed Oreos
1/2 C flour
Bake at 350 for 10 min
Layer 1:
1 C cool whip (from 8 oz tub)
Layer 2:
Layer 3:
the rest of the cool whip from the 8 oz tub
Just try and feel bad about all the gross stuff that's in oreo cream filling, cool whip, and boxed pudding. It's impossible in the face of this deliciousness.
Sam's Hash Browns
Cook some bacon and keep all the grease in the pan.
Dice some small red potatoes into 1/4 inch cubes.
Reheat the grease and put the potatoes in. Salt and pepper generously.
Cook them for a little while (3 minutes?) and decide they're not going quickly enough. Cover with a pan lid and cook until tender and crispy, stirring occasionally.
Needless to say, these taste like the best french fry you'll ever eat. I ate at least 1/3 of them.
Triple Grain Blueberry Buttermilk Pancakes
The holy grail of pancake recipes, as far as I'm concerned. I've been making pancakes nearly weekly playing with measurements of ingredients and finally hit the sweet spot once I added some corn meal.
Makes 12-18 pancakes. You can freeze what you don't eat and microwave them for 1 minute to thaw.
- 1 C white whole wheat flour (as opposed to the regular "whole grain flour" you buy at the grocery store, which I think is red wheat)
- 1/2 C oat flour (put oatmeal in the blender or food processor and blend till floury)
- 1/4 C corn meal
- 1/4 C all purpose flour
- 2 heaping TBSP ground flax seeds
- 1 tsp baking soda
- 2 tsp baking powder
- 1/4-1/3 C sugar (you can make some of this brown sugar for a caramel-ier taste)
- 2 C buttermilk (substitute 1 C milk + 1 TBSP vinegar or lemon juice + 1 C plain yogurt if you don't have buttermilk)
- 2 large eggs
- 4 TBSP melted butter, cooled enough that it won't cook the eggs
- blueberries, fresh or frozen, thawed slightly
- butter for frying
- real maple syrup
Heat your griddle to 350-375 degrees.
Whisk wet and dry ingredients together until just combined.
Put your maple syrup in the microwave.
Rub the griddle with butter.
Pour approx 1/4 C of batter to make 1 pancake. Once it's cooked a little, place 5 blueberries on the side of the pancake facing up.
Turn the pancakes when bubbles are forming on the top, edges are solidifying, and bottom is browned.
Eat with butter and warmed maple syrup, or this cream cheese frosting.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
"Minestrone" Soup
serves 4-6
2 T olive oil
1/4 lb Italian sausage, diced
1 medium onion, diced
2 ribs celery, diced
3 large cloves garlic, crushed and minced
1 medium zucchini, diced
1 bay leaf
1 can white beans
1 can garbanzo beans/chick peas
salt and pepper
8 C chicken stock
1 C small shell pasta
1/2 lb green beans, trimmed and cut into 1 inch pieces
10 oz spinach, clean and coarsely chopped (any dark greens work)
1/2 C freshly grated Parmigiano-reggiano or romano cheese, plus extra for topping
12-16 leaves fresh basil, cut into a chiffonade-- substitute 1/4 C chopped parsley if necessary (don't tell Jim, but we used dried basil. just know fresh is way better)
Heat a soup pot over medium high heat. When the bottom of the pot is hot, add the olive oil and turn the pan to distribute the oil.
Saute the sausage for two minutes.
Add the onions, celery, garlic, zucchini, and bay leaf.
Season with salt and pepper to taste and saute for 5 minutes, stirring frequently.
Add white beans, garbanzo beans, and chicken broth.
Cover and bring to a boil.
Add pasta and green beans to the boiling broth, and cook 8 minutes or until pasta is barely tender.
Stir in the spinach. When it is wilted-- about 1 minute-- stir in the grated cheese.
Ladle soup into bowls and top each bowl with a bunch of basil chiffonade or chopped parsley.
Creamy White Chili
7 Servings
1 lb cubed chicken (or 2 lbs)-- any left over chicken, especially rotisserie is good
1 med onion, chopped
1.5 tsp garlic powder-- we use fresh garlic
1 Tbsp vegetable oil
2 cans (15.5 oz) Great Northern Beans-- any white bean will work. we use 2 different sizes for variety
1 can of chicken broth
1 tsp salt
1 tsp cumin
1 tsp dried oregano
.5 tsp pepper
.25 tsp cayenne pepper
1 cup sour cream
.5 cup whipping cream
Directions
Sautee chicken, onion, and garlic powder in oil
Add beans, broth, seasonings, and boil
Simmer down for 30 minutes
Remove from heat, stir in sour cream and whipping cream
Monday, January 10, 2011
Really Gross Macaroni and Peanut Butter
3 Tbsp. peanut butter
1 Tbsp. butter
1/2 cup milk
Boil water and cook macaroni until tender. Discard cheese package. Melt the butter in a saucepan. Mix in peanut butter. Pour over boiled macaroni. Stir until well mixed. Serves three.
Note: This is competely disgusting and you should not try it. It is an ugly greyish brown color and tastes even worse. I just thought for scientific integrity that I should publish negative results as well as positive, to avoid skewing the statistics.