A Week of Salad

 

My brother in law made the salad in the picture for Thanksgiving a couple years ago. It was delicious and I made it once myself. It just takes too long. So I've streamlined it into something I can cook for once and then eat for lunch all week long. Here's the result:

1 bag of greens- spinach or spring mix

1 butternut squash or a couple sweet potatoes

1/2 cup dry quinoa cooked in chicken broth 

Cheese- goat, feta, parmesan

Nuts or seeds- cashews, pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, sliced almonds, pistachios

Dressing for 1:
2 tsp olive oil

1 tsp vinegar- rice, red wine, apple cider, or balsamic

1/4-1/2 tsp mustard

1/4-1/2 tsp honey

• Peel your squash or sweet potatoes and cut into 1/2-1 inch cubes. Toss with olive oil, salt, pepper, and a generous amount of dried sage. Roast at 400* for 30-40 min tossing once.
  
  
•  Cook  1/2 C of dry quinoa in chicken broth, or in water with some chicken bouillon according to the package directions. You could also used wild or brown rice, or even buy those microwavable grain pouches.

Every day when you want to eat your salad

1) Mix together the dressing ingredients in a little bowl with a fork

2) Toss the dressing with a big handful of greens

3) Scoop out 1/5 of the quinoa and 1/5 of the squash/sweet potatoes and heat them in the microwave for 30 seconds. Put them on top of the greens

4) Add some cheese and nuts/seeds

5) Lightly salt and pepper the salad

Repeat for the rest of the week.

Aquarium Chicken Salad

Sam and I went to the New England Aquarium for our cousin, Crystal Stay Farrell's, wedding reception. They served salmon. It was really weird eating salmon in an aquarium.

BUT! They also served this delicious chicken salad. It was the best thing we ate all night. So, I tried to recreate it when I got home and came pretty close. I didn't measure anything, but it's easy enough to add stuff until you get the right proportions.

Mix together:

• Chopped cooked chicken (I think I used rotisserie chicken)
• Thinly sliced red onion
• Thinly sliced celery
• Craisins
• Chopped pecans

Add enough real mayonnaise to make it all stick together, then add a little bit more.

Season with

• Dill (this is essential. do not skip it.)
• salt
• freshly ground pepper
• maybe a little bit of sugar? I didn't add this, but now that I'm thinking about it, it would have been appropriate.
  

Serve on oven-warmed croissants with a slice of lettuce.

the best the processed foods industry has to offer

aka Bavarian Dessert aka Million Dollar pie

But let's be honest. Those names are stupid.

Crust option 1:

1 stick butter, melted

1 cup chopped pecans

1 cup flour

Bake at 350 for 15 min

Crust option 2:
1 stick butter, melted
1 1/2 C crushed Oreos
1/2 C flour

Bake at 350 for 10 min

Layer 1:

1 8 0z. pkg. cream cheese (softened to room temp)

1 C powdered sugar
1 C cool whip (from 8 oz tub)

Layer 2:

1 large box chocolate instant pudding, prepared according to box directions

Layer 3:
the rest of the cool whip from the 8 oz tub

Just try and feel bad about all the gross stuff that's in oreo cream filling, cool whip, and boxed pudding. It's impossible in the face of this deliciousness.